A guy sitting at Bar at Brussels Airport noticed a very beautiful woman sitting next to him. He thought to himself, "Wow, she's so gorgeous she must be a flight attendant. But which airline does she work for?
Hoping to pick her up, he leaned towards her and uttered the Delta slogan:
"Love to fly and it shows?"
She gave him a blank, confused stare and he immediately thought to himself,
"Okay, she doesn't work for Delta".
A moment later, another slogan popped into his head. He leaned towards her
again, "Something special in the air?"
She gave him the same confused look.
He mentally kicked himself, and scratched Singapore Airlines off the list.
Next he tried the Thai Airways slogan: "Smooth as Silk."
This time the woman turned on him "What the h*ll do you want?"
The man smiled, then slumped back in his chair, and said,
"Ahhhhh, Easy Jet!"
2 comments:
April 12, 2007 5:55 pm
Well, I've just read your entire blog! Instead of actually finishing my laundry and paperwork - though at least I didn't put my nicely filled out forms in the washing machine! Anyway, just wanted to say nice blog, terrible jokes but in a so-bad-they're good kind of way, if that makes any sense ... leaves before the Baronius Missile makes another pass :-)
April 13, 2007 10:37 am
You read my blog?!?! *gasp* I guess I'm gonna have to post something proper, that's not a joke, then...
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