1 It's at times like this...

Thursday, July 24, 2008
... when you don't know whether to laugh or cry...

From the RTÉ News:

A New Zealand judge has ordered a name change for an embarrassed nine-year-old girl called 'Talula Does The Hula From Hawaii'.

The girl was so embarrassed that she had not revealed the name given by her parents to friends, who simply knew her as K.

Family court judge Rob Murfitt said in a judgement released today that oddball monikers created social hurdles as children grew up.

'She fears being mocked and teased and in that she has a greater level of insight than either of her parents,' he said of the girl.

The judge discovered New Zealand parents had given their children some other unusual names including Number 16 Bus Shelter and Midnight Chardonnay, both of which may relate to the conception of the child.

One child was named Violence and two pairs of twins were called Benson and Hedges and Fish and Chips. The children from another family were all named after six-cylinder Ford cars.

1 Marriage

Monday, July 21, 2008

0 St Maria Goretti, Pray For Us!

Wednesday, July 09, 2008
Today, in the Traditional Calendar, it is the feast day of one of my favourite saints, St Maria Goretti. She was born on 16th October 1890 and died on 6th July 1902 and is the patron saint of children, rape victims, young people, loss of parents, against poverty and World Youth Day.

From SQPN:
Beautiful, pious farm girl, one of six children of Luigi Goretti and Assunta Carlini. In 1896 the family moved to Ferriere di Conca. Soon after, Maria's father died of malaria, and the family was forced to move onto the Serenelli farm to survive.

In 1902 at age twelve, Maria was attacked by 19-year-old farm-hand Alessandro Serenelli. He tried to rape the girl who fought, yelled that it was a sin, and that he would go to hell. He tried to choke her into submission, then stabbed her fourteen times. She survived in hospital for two days, forgave her attacker, asked God's forgiveness of him, and died holding a crucifix and medal of Our Lady. Counted as a martyr.

While in prison for his crime, Allessandro had a vision of Maria. He saw a garden where a young girl, dressed in white, gathered lilies. She smiled, came near him, and encouraged him to accept an armful of the lilies. As he took them, each lily transformed into a still white flame. Maria then disappeared. This vision of Maria led to Alessandro's conversion, and he later testified at her cause for beatification.
She was one of the first saints I had ever heard of, as my mother's second name(s) is/are Maria Goretti. Of course, as a child, I always thought it a bit weird that she was called "Mary McGrady"... ;-)

Saint Maria Goretti, strengthened by God's grace, you did not hesitate, even at the age of eleven, to sacrifice life itself to defend your virginal purity. Look graciously on the unhappy human race that has strayed far from the path of eternal salvation. Teach us all, and especially our youth, the courage and promptness that will help us avoid anything that could offend Jesus. Obtain for me a great horror of sin, so that I may live a holy life on earth and win eternal glory in heaven. Amen.
Maria Goretti/"Mary McGrady", pray for us!

0 Papa Ben's Novus Ordo 2.0

Monday, July 07, 2008
Everybody is linking to it (or so it seems), but I couldn't resist doing the same!

The Creative Minority Report has a great post on 'Marketing the "New" New Mass'... complete with a wonderful illustration! :-)


3 Apparently....

Friday, July 04, 2008
... I haven't been updating my blog enough. I guess I better post something, then!

How about this? Talented people with too much time on their hands...