2 Especially for Pancake Tuesday....

An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman were in a pub, talking about their sons.

"My son was born on St George's Day," commented the Englishman. "So we obviously decided to call him George."

"That's a real coincidence," remarked the Scot. "My son was born on St Andrew's Day, so obviously we decided to call him Andrew."

"That's incredible, what a coincidence," said the Irishman.
"Exactly the same thing happened with my son, Pancake."

1 To all my single friends...

... happy Glow Basking day..... where we bask in the glow of having not settled down with the wrong person!

Never listen to all those ridiculously happily married/dating/whatever people... It's sooooo overrated! Being single is cool! There's miiiiiiilllions of reasons why being single is sooooo much better... Miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiilllllllllllllllllllllliiiiiiooons....

Uhh, if you can think of any, could you let me know?

2 There's no accounting for taste...

... It's hard to believe that this CD is actually for real....

As one reviewer put it, "I STILL am having trouble getting this out of my head, I'm considering therapy."




Though this just sums it up perfectly.... "Just wrong, just terribly wrong."